ポッキ... Hmm, questionable.

Just for the record, apparently my dad really likes pocky. My friend gave me a box for Christmas and I only got like two sticks of it because he ate so much. *tear*

Also for the record, there is some seriously weird shit listed under "Ingredients" on the back of the pocky box. Stuff like "chocolate liquor" (so theoretically I could get trashed from eating this? Gotta love the Japanese) and "rapeseed," which really doesn't need to be elaborated on, I mean just look at the word. Also, "emulsifier," which may be a perfectly legitimate and not fatal ingredient (this is my assumption since I have eaten pocky many times and lived to tell the tale), but it sounds like something you'd find in a mad scientist's lab. Some tool responsible for, I dunno, hyper-charging electrons or shooting laser beams at the moon or something. So basically, when you buy a box of pocky, what you're really purchasing is a box of booze-coated sex lasers. Yummy, right?

Just thought I'd point that out.