The Umu has awoken! Look out for the Yom Yoms!!

1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Bring it.

2) Where are you taking this test at?
Dark side of Lane.

3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
The one before this one you mean? I wouldn't say so.

4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
Boyfriend

5) Do you regret it?
Course not.

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Not clinically, but I've had my phases of wanting to curl up in a hole and die for weeks at a time.

7) Are you a boy or girl?
As far as I know, I am a girl.

8) Do you have a job?
I work at the writing center and I babysit. But I'll be needing something a little more substantial this summer if anyone's got any connections ^_^

9) What is your relationship status?
taken <3

10) How do you want to die?
Either quickly and epically (i.e. doing battle with orcs in Mordor) or painlessly in my sleep.

11) What did you last eat?
An apple, a cranberry muffin and a carton of milk. Lanefood = nom.

12) Played any sports?
Sure, I did the usual rec team sports (soccer, softball, basketball) when I was little before my parents finally figured out that I hated team sports. I guess ballet, horseback riding and tae kwon do count too.

13) Do you bite your nails?
Not habitually.

14) When was your last physical fight?
Erm. Probs last weekend when I glommed onto Boyfriend to stop him from leaving for work. Rofl

15) Do you have an attitude?
Only toward dumb people

16) Do you like someone?
I like many people.

18) What is the background of you computer screen?
Zombie unicorn

19) Are you gonna get high later?
on LIFE

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Hate is a strong word but I really really really don't like you.

21) Do you miss someone?
Perpetually.

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Some disastrous combination of the two.

23) Do you tan a lot?
Eh. I don't "go tanning," per se, but if I'm outside a lot in the summer I can get pretty dark for a white kid.

24) Have any pets?
Aye.

25) How exactly are you feeling?!
Procrastinatitive

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
ALL the time

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Can't say that I have

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Heck no at all. I dumped them for a reason.

29) Are you scared of spiders?
Eeeeeew yes! I don't trust anything with more than four legs, especially not things that dart around and dangle over the heads of unsuspecting victims on invisible little strings.

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Wow! Totally! I would love to see what Jesus was like, go to a Shakespearean play, experience the 1960s....

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
I'm going to leave The Pantsless One's answer for this one.
yes and no. there are a lot of things i wish had gone differently, but the past, especially past mistakes, makes us who we are

32) What are your plans for this weekend?
still working on them. Maybe Japanese food? Maybe home?

33) Do you want to have kids?
Eventually.

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
not to my knowledge

35) Do you type fast?
rawr

36) Do you have piercings?
yes

37) Want any more?
maybe

38) Can you spell well?
W-E-L-L.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yeah, but the most important ones are the ones who've stuck around.

40) What are you craving right now?
schneckles

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
yes

42) Have you ever been to jail?
no

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes! and I miss it every day.

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
nope

45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Quite possibly, but we won't talk about that.

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
I hope not

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I hope not

48) What time is it currently?
8:43AM

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
yeah

50) What should you be doing?
Designing a poster for a writer's night event

51) What’s irritating you right now?
My retardedxcore video assignments

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
yes

53) Does somebody love you?
yes =)

54) What is your favorite color?
ALL OF THEM!! But especially Gabe Saporta purple, Orange Amp orange and lime green.

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yep

57) Do you have trust issues?
sometimes

58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
no. But I shall.

59) Do you have any siblings?
I have a lil sister

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Generally

61) Do you live with anyone?
The fam

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Yeah, we're still biffles.

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Boyfriend

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Oh yes.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgive

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Definitely not but I'm trying to change that

67) What was your child hood nickname?
Fairy girl XD

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
no hahaha I was the prudiest kid you ever met, even before I knew what "prudey" meant.

69) What is your motto in life?
Carpe diem

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yeah, it's just sometimes hard to see that reason.

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Set my alarm for today

72) Do you have a best friend?
I've got a few. Some for school, some for home.

73) What is bothering you?
The fact that I should really be working on this doggone poster because it has to be delivered TODAY.

74) Have you ever been out of your country?
yes.

75) Do you play the Wii?
I HATE the Wii with a burning passion. Except super smash, but only if you play it with game cube controllers.

76) Are you listening to music right now?
no

77) Do you like Chinese food?
nom

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
August 20, 1 week before mine

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
only when I think it's hiding massive beasts that want to eat me.

80) Is cheating ever okay?
no.

81) Are you mean?
mostly just to Boyfriend. ^_~

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Can anyone?

83) What was the last song you listened to?
"Put some clothes on" by Breathe Carolina

84) Do you believe in true love?
Yes and no. I think it exists, but sometimes you have to make it. Love isn't just a feeling, it's something you have to work at. It's hard work and that's why so many couples don't last - they think that if the feeling is gone, then it's not worth sticking around. Which is dumb.

85) What are you currently wearing?
jeans, tshirt, hoodie, flip flops

86) What do you wear to bed?
mismatched PJs, generally including an oversized t-shirt and pants that aren't quite long enough.

87) What is the weather like right now?
gorgeously sunny! =D

88) Do you like the outside?
love it! I wish the outside could be my ring tone.

89) Are you currently bored?
ugh. yes.

90) Do you wanna get married?
One of these days

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
I guess?

92) Are you hungry?
no

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
hehe... probably.

94) What makes you happy?
Sunshine, friends, the sweaty toothed madmen, being outside, jumping in puddles with my galoshes on, concerts, Relient K, music in general, ice cream, vegetarian food that actually tastes good, animals, flowers, dresses, Chucks.... I could go on.

95) Would you change your name?
maybe

96) Ever been to Alaska?
nope

98) Do you watch the news?
no, it depresses me.

99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
virgo

100) Do you like Subway?
eat fresh! yeah Subway rocks

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
no, it would just require an hour and a half of driving to get to him. =(

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
uh

103) Do you talk like your friends?
yeah I pick up a lot of mannerisms from the people I spend time with

104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
we'll start with that poster. Mail stuff to my sponsor child. Call the place I applied to for the summer. Astronomy class. Video project. First aid certification class. Writing my story is probably not in the cards for me today.

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
cough-Angry Frodo-cough

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
I pretty much act myself around everybody.

107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Evan

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Gross. I can't take the smell.

Well that was a complete waste of my time and yours! Hope you had fun!