When I was 11, I got my first laptop. Yeah, I know: Spoiled. But I WAS in the middle of writing a novel; I suppose my parents justified it as their contribution to my child prodigism.
Not long after that, I got my first flash drive. This was back when flash drives were first invented and held, like, 256 megabytes of info (read: not a lot). It was always a hassle plugging it into the USB ports in school computers because the ports were set back farther than my drive would plug in.
But you know what? I'm still carrying that thing around, something like eight years later. I've had other flash drives along the way, but they always seem to disappear. Maybe I've kept track of this one because it's so big and ugly and useless.
Suffice to say, it is time to buy a new flash drive. One that holds more data. One that looks... cool.
For the days I'm feeling classy:
For the days I'm feeling kawaii:
For the days I'm feeling vintage:
For the days I'm feeling witty:
For the days I'm feeling rude:
For the days I'm feeling geeky:
For the days I'm feeling badass:
In my endless quest for epic, it seems pretty clear to me that I should go for the one that can simultaneously house my fantasy novel AND light things on fire.
Not to mention, I won't be able to afford a SWAROVSKI flash drive until AFTER said novel makes me sickeningly rich and famous. (Dreaming big is good, right?)
Peace, love and gigabytes,
Miss Rex
1 comments:
HA! Thanks for the giggles. Now I'm going to bed. But I'd like a sperm drive for Chanukah.
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