Costumes for the Zoo

08/05/09

I visited my good friend Jenniferin at school today since she'll be leaving the state soon and heaven knows when I'll see her again. We had dinner at Bugaboo Creek, which was no less delicious for the talking wildlife accosting us every few minutes. I kept yelling at them that I was gonna eat them next. That shut em up real good.

Then we went to the mall and made fun of fashions. We had such a grand time that I couldn't resist sharing some of our finds.


Hello Rainbow Brite.



I call this one Buffalo Stripes. Don't do it or I'll put you in a zoo, you animal.



Someone call Joseph. I found his amazing technicolor dream coat.



I call this one the Barf Boob Dress. There's just this nondescript mess cascading down the breastal area as if you simply could not hold down that blue raspberry slushie a second longer.



Ah yes. The modified yellow polka dot bikini, which she wore for the first time today. I'm not sure who "she" is but she should be fed to lions for wearing this.



Would you look at that! We've got a lion right here. Oh wait, that's just another hideous shirt that deserves to BURN.



Good thing we've got Moltres over here to light it up for us.



I mean really, at this rate, you might as well just wrap yourself in a picnic blanket and call it quits. What's that? They're charging money for that? Oh... why so they are.


Peace, love and Pokemon.
~ Miss Rex