I found this picture in Natalie Dee's archives while procrastinating on Monday. Unfortunately, matters did not improve until my deadlines had passed on Thursday. And now a random plethora of silly stuff people have since my last post about silly stuff people said!!
Mnomanoms: I’m so black!
Natalie: Oh my God I am so sorry that I didn't come out and say hi earlier! I was sleeping, and then The Wizard of Oz was on, and then apparently I fell asleep again, and I'm really sorry but tomorrow when I'm sober I'll get to know you, I promise!! OK, so tell me your life story now.
Bear: Glitter cheese? Why?
Me: Because I wanted the giant squid to sparkle, and then I wanted to crush him with Wisconsin but the closest thing I could get was cheese.
Me: Best birthday card ever is now complete.
Jo-Yo: It’s not better than mine. But it was a nice attempt.
Me: Well… my card is slave free.
Jo-Yo: Well my card is slut free!
Why is my straight male friend asking me why guys like boobs???
Ravin: I grabbed your boob, woman, now where's your shoe?!
The Narcoleptic: I don’t like the little orange fish eggs. I mean…. You’re eating embryos. There’s abortion happening in my mouth right now.
Me: Natural selection favors ME!
Me: We can’t kill cows! They’re magnets!
Bear: Um what
Me: You heard me!
Friday - the foreseeable future:
Soooo is it safe to say I'm part of the exclusive club yet? After 29 hours I feel that my initiation must be complete....
2 comments:
I have to say all these were pretty funny, but the ohio picture really finished it off hah.
I reaaaally like the masked procrastinator who hasn't yet put on her mask. That'd be me. If I'd ever wear purple tights and little shiny superhero panties. In public.
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